“@#@# them all”…..

Cricket is my soul, my passion, my religion. If there is something good or bad happening about it, I can’t refrain myself from writing about it. This is all about the latest ugly episode happening in the glorious “IPL” (am sarcastic here)……

Sreesanth…he is suffering from brainophoebia…..I hate this guy seriously…..He has gone mad . He is sledging everyone and throwing out abusive phrases. If batsmen are going on a rampage then you can sledge at him and that is somewat justified////. Kaif was caught behind the first ball he faced in the match. Accidentally, it was sreesanth who took the wicket. He just runs to him and barks at him once with his fists pumped up. Sreesanth is mad, mad to the core….He is damaging the great reputation of Indian players that was built by ganguly, dravid and tendulkar.. They are best players I have ever seen. They are very aggressive too….How can you describe ganguly’s stodgy 54 in South Africa and his famous comeback trail…how can describe dravid epic 231 and 72 in 2003-2004 series where he batted for more than 10 hours continuously….How can you describle sachin’s 241 in sydney in 2004 that didn’t even contain a single shot of his favorite cover drive…..Greatness is achieved through good conduct and behaviour…….Akhtar cannot be a great fast bowler while akram can……Its time sreesanth takes a cue from “great” fast bowlers like Brett Lee and Shaun Pollock…….He is taking Indian cricket from a lower level to a fathomable place……..Its time we curtail the antics of such hooligans…….

Here are some of my sledges if I bat against sreesanth……..

“You better stop talking or I will make you cry again…”

“My Dog looks better than you when you bark………..”

“Dancing and crying are the professions that suits you most…..”

Vadivelu style sledge pannunum na “Vai mattum than velai seyyuthu….mathathu ethuvume velai seyya mattenguthu”

I have never seen him bowl well after the Johannesburg test in south Africa….he should stop giving out statements like “The Australians are afraid that I am coming….”Even I am not afraid of that statement…..I think I can hit sreesanth for hatrick fours….:)

Mr…Harbhajan…….Atleast I respect him a little bit more than sreesanth…He has proved that he is a good bowler after all………This 11 match ban from IPL should teach him something…..You know wat…He has been robbed of his 100% match fee in IPL….that is, whatever salary he will receive by playing IPL will be given as fine….thats good…..some websites have calculated the amount to be 2.85 crores (not sure)…It will hurt him for sure (not sure if the 11 match ban will)…….BCCI should ban him for 1 year atleast….he should be made to feel bad for wat he has done to Indian cricket and the people……..In Australia….he confessed that he abused symonds by saying to him “teri maa ki”…..I have brains…why do you abuse a person in Hindi if he doesn’t know hindi…U will look like a “dumb-pan” if someone doesn’t respond to your comments…..Ok….its upto you people to decide if bhajji has said the “mon#$#” word…I will not say it…J

Enough of such caricatures who think they potray how the Indian people are….No they don’t….They are two irritating people who shud be taught some moral science lessons….

We should also make sure that tendulkar or dravid pumping their fist after securing a victory is much better that yuvraj shouting out that infamous f%%% word again and again after taking a simple catch…….oh god…please stop this crappy shit……