Its me, Cyrus Broacha

If u all read my blog regularly, then you should be knowing about the CNN IBN show “The week that wasn’t”. Here is a imaginary conversation between Cyrus broacha and Mr. Lalu

The beauty of this interview is that it has never happened. I mean that this interview is wholly spoofed. The lalu part is taken from a separate interview and interlaced with Cyrus interview.

Cyr: Good morning Lalu sir, welcome to our show. We heard that you have been declared as the most democratic Indian by UN.

Lal: How itch it?

Cyr: Sir, I don’t get you. U mean how itching it is?

Lal: No, no, How is it?

Cyr: Oh……great sir, we are really happy. Sir, we have a few questions on democracy and I hope you can answer them….

Lal: Go ahead

Cyr: Democracy is for the people. Why was Taslima Nasreen chased for life in this democratic country?

Lal: But, Taslima nasreen is not an Indian.

Cyr: Sir, but democracy is not for people of india, but all. Is there any act saying that democracy is for the people of India?

Lal: The ACT OF 1971

Cyr: Was that act established ?

Lal: No

Cyr: That’s great sir. We move on the next question. Democracy is by the people. I mean the people of India. According to this, all people should be treated equally in a democracy?

Lal: yes

Cyr: Then why do we have quota system?

Lal: We need votes to win the next election…

Cyr: Smart answer really….We have one more question left sir…..Can I ask you now ?

Lal: No more questions…..

Cyr: Why is that sir? This is a democratic country and I have the right to ask you questions…

Lal: The aftermath will be difficult to face

Cyr: Are u threatening me sir. Will you ban me from travelling in trains or will you beat me up?

Lal: You have given me two possible solutions….

Cyr: That was even more threatening……. Thanks for the interview…….This question is off the records….Can you say “How is it” again?....

Lal:………………………………………………………………..